The Way We Were
A man looks at his wife of 25 years and says, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 25 year old blonde every night."
"Now, we have a $300,000.00 house, a $50,000.00 car, a nice big bed and plasma screen TV,but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
The wife being a reasonable woman said "go out and find a hot 25 year-old blonde and I'll make sure that you, once again will be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."