A man walks into an interview and hands the manager his resume.
The manager looks over the sheet, and notices that the man has been fired from every job he has ever held.
"I have to say," said the manager, "your work history is awful. You've been fired from every job."
"Yes," says the man.
"Well," continues the manager, "there's not much I can do with this."
"Hey!" says the man as he pokes the resume.
"At least I'm not a quitter."