The Firing Squad

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are going to be executed for crimes they committed.

The brunette is brought forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready", "Aim" Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready" "Aim" The redhead screams, "Tornado" Again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready" "Aim"

The blonde shouts, "Fire!"

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