The Bump In The Carpet

Category : Animals

A handy man, upon finishing installing carpet for a lady, steps out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

In the middle of the room, under the carpet, he notices a bump.

"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself.

He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.

As he was cleaning up, the lady comes in and says "Here," handling him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."

"Now," she said, "if only I could find my pet hamster"

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