The Broken Hinge
St. Peter was checking the gate beween Heaven and Hell and found a broken hinge.
He walked over to the "Pit" and called to the Devil...
The Devil says, "Yeah, whaddya want..?",
St. Peter: "The hinge is broken and it's your turn to fix it.." .
The Devil retorted: "Gee, I am a bit busy and don't have anyone available for this.." ,
St. Peter got angry, "Look, we have an agreement, and it's your turn to fix the gate..!" ,
The Devil responded, "Sorry Pete, it's our peak season and there just isn't anyone available..."
St. Peter turned red and exclaimed..."Ok, if that's the way you want it, we'll sue..!"
A big grin broke out on the Devil's face,
"Oh yeah, and just where are you going to find a lawyer...?!"