Prison Vs. Work

In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.
At work you get a 6x6 cubicle.

In prison you get three free meals per day.
At work, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get more work for good behavior.

In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At work you have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you get to watch TV and play games.
At work, you'll get fired for doing that.

In prison you get your own toilet.
At work, you have to share a toilet with folks who pee on the seat.

In prison they allow you to see your friends and family.
At work, you're not even supposed to speak to them.

In prison you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out.
At work, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars.

In prison you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and impatient warden.
At work, he's called your boss.