Picture Id
Category : Blonde
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A blonde cop pulls over a speeding blonde.
The cop says, "I need a picture ID."
The driver opens her purse, frenetically searching for her wallet. Instead she happens upon a makeup mirror. She opens it, sees herself, and breaths a sigh of relief while handing the mirror to the cop.
The cop looks at it and asks, "Why didn't you just tell me you were a cop in the first place?"