Chapped Lips

Category : Animals

This cowboy rides up to the saloon and thinks he might stop in for a drink. He gets off his horse, walks around to the back of the horse, lifts up the tail and then kisses the horse right on the butt. The cowboy then heads into the saloon to get himself a drink.

The Bartender says, "I know it's none of my business, but did you just kiss your horses rear end???"

"Sure did", says the cowboy. "I've got chapped lips."

The Bartender asks, "Does that get rid of them?"

"I don't know", replies the cowboy, "But it sure stops me from licking them!"